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Things To Do In Lieu of Sleep

I guess you could say I’m not going to lose a lot of sleep over it, albeit, I suppose that I am.

Living The Dream

I am a prolific dreamer and I have been for years. While it makes for some interesting stories when I wake up and say to myself, “What...

Gas Pump Jeopardy

I turned and took a deep breath and gave a long hard stare-down to the pump host of “Gas Pump Jeopardy.”

Good For Da Wood

Then someone started talking about goat water and goat stew, that's where our meal took a turn...

"They"

Back in the late 1970’s “they” told everyone that the polar ice caps were melting and that much of NYC and Miami was going to be...

Was BINGO Supposed to be a Fun Game?

Have you ever played bingo? I don’t mean at home with your kids, or online. I mean, have you ever gone to a place where real live people...

Slipping Away

“Hey Dad. What do you call this?” “It’s a telephone.” At what point do you begin to realize that your passing the torch to the next...

Island Dogs For President!!!

Tired of the same old Washington Politics? Well, now you can do something about it. It’s February 2020 and we’re officially kicking off...

Media HYPE! The End Is Near!!

I keep hearing all the hype about how things have never been this bad! And these are the worst times ever! And the end is near! And...

Vote Zoltan For President, 2016

I recently watched an online video of Zoltan Istvan, the Transhuminist Party Presidential Candidate. Yes, for those of you who were not...