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Buyin' Some Land

About ten years ago, I had the following conversation with an Anguillan carpenter who repaired half of my falling down fence. After...

Good For Da Wood

Then someone started talking about goat water and goat stew, that's where our meal took a turn...

Driving & Surviving in Paradise

I saw some crazy car stuff while I was living in the Caribbean. One thing that was not a big deal, but extremely Caribbean was a lot of...

Was BINGO Supposed to be a Fun Game?

Have you ever played bingo? I don’t mean at home with your kids, or online. I mean, have you ever gone to a place where real live people...

On the Move: Witness Protection vs. Wanderlust?

To say, ‘we move a lot’, is a bit of an understatement. But we're almost home.

Heading Home

Home is a priceless gem. Home is where the heart is. Home is home. But where is it?

The Banana Man

A couple years ago while standing in line at a store in Grand Cayman a local character was jawing in the cashier’s ear and boring her...

What America Buys

My wife has maintained for several years now, if someone spread the word that eating corrugated cardboard lowered cholesterol and...

I Am Samurai! Ay!

A lot of things changed in our part of the world while I was living in the islands for the better part of a decade. To be honest, I’m...